bastardized quote meme

Ok so maybe I'm hiatusing a bit. Half blind again. This must have something to do with defective contacts. And I'm watching Oz. Is addictive. But gives quotes.

"Revenge is a dish best served
cold." Meaning, I guess, if the person plotting revenge goes into
it all hot and lathered, he's likely to go home hungry. But the
guy who approaches his goal with a cool, clear eye, he has himself
a feast. Bon appetit.

When you take revenge on somebody, you are actually
paying them the highest compliment possible. It's like saying,
"You've affected my life to such an extent that I must
reciprocate. I must affect your life as deeply as you have
mine." Revenge may be the ultimate Hallmark card. Yeah. When
you think of it like that, the cliche is true: Revenge is
sweet.

--Augustus Hill, Oz Season 4 Pt. 2