Fake HP AU profiles

I am increasingly fidgety about not having my Geass so I've been doing various things to distract self without thinking too hard, mostly poking at the HP AU thing. Note, I sincerely doubt I'll have time to actually play it, but I thought it might be fun to make profiles anyway. They're both so coerced; it makes me laugh. And since they are entirely for my amusement, any connection to other characters played at camp is essentially meaningless.

( Heir of Ravenclaw? Maybe not. )

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( The test says he should be a Hufflepuff, but I says Gryffindor! )