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thekingsgambit) wrote2007-09-19 10:41 am
thekingsgambit) wrote2007-09-19 10:41 am
The Order of the Black Knights Family Tree
This is what happens when I should be sleeping/playing but instead I'm cracking it out with kaichou. XD
[Lulu] the only reason what goes down is allowed to go down is because Kallen and Lelouch are preoccupied
[Lulu] I'm fairly sure if Lelouch knew what Tamaki pulled, it wouldn't be pretty.
[Milly] Understatement.
[Lulu] XD
[Lulu] o silly terrorists always need their leader keeping them in check
[Milly] XD
[Lulu] they really do suck without him. it's depressing
[Milly] It really is. They.. collapsed completely.
[Milly] And. Made sad faces.
[Lulu] XD
[Milly] They did. :(
[Lulu] waaah where's zero? save us zero. why have you forsaken us zero?
[Lulu] they're worse than children. -_-
[Milly] Then Inoue randomly died and STILL somehow appeared in that DEAD/ALIVE article.
[Milly] They had a good run!
[Lulu] someone had to die so they could bitch about it
[Lulu] it was all demoralizing
[Milly] Very true.
[Milly] I'm still sad Guilford wasn't the one who fucked Toudou's shit up.
[Lulu] well, ok they do decent if they have Uncle Ougi around too.
[Lulu] so am I. :(
[Lulu] Toudou is also a lazy ho.
[Milly] XD
[Lulu] I am now going to spend the rest of tomorrow coming up with a family tree for the Order
[Lulu] it will be spectacular
[Milly] Then you will share it. \o/
[Lulu] I get to be the Daddy. ^^
[Lulu] of course
[Milly] CC mommy or Kallen mommy?
[Lulu] hmm, good question
[Lulu] CC is kinda like the mean older aunt who shows up to be a bitch
[Milly] .. XDDD
[Lulu] I almost said grandma
[Milly] She's old enough!
[Lulu] true
[Lulu] maybe I will make it grandma
[Milly] And there's the "CC is Marianne" camp.
[Lulu] we shall not be going there tonight........
[Milly] XD
[Lulu] see, Kallen would be mommy but she falls under Ougi in hierarchy
[Milly] Therefore, Ougi is the mom.
[Lulu] OMG
[Lulu] YOU'RE RIGHT
[Milly] \o/
[Lulu] my brain will never heal from this. ;;
[Milly] ... shall I bring out the picture of Ougi in lingerie?
[Lulu] no no I can always just look at your journal for that one
[Milly] >D
[Lulu] so basically in 25, the Order were kinda orphans
[Lulu] that's a bit sad.
[Milly] ... actually, it is.
[Milly] You emoified the cracy family tree.
[Milly] ... cracky.
[Lulu] I had to deal with my ACTUAL family. much more important
[Lulu] I was gonna get back to them
[Lulu] ... eventually
[Milly] Maybe.
[Lulu] I'm a deadbeat dad. orz
[Milly] We can blame Tamaki.
[Lulu] Tamaki is definitely the delinquent punk son
[Milly] No doubt.
[Lulu] who needs to be beaten with a 2-by-4
[Milly] Seven. Seven of them.
[Milly] Burning ones.
[Lulu] oooh i like this plan
[Milly] With nails.
* Lulu buys 2-by-4s
* Milly buys nails!
* Lulu buys matches
[Milly] ... now how do we get to the Geassverse?
[Milly] Will trains take us? I don't think trains will take us.
[Lulu] crack?
[Milly] Crack works!
[Lulu] I'm pretty sure that's how the creators get there
[Lulu] and lots of it
[Milly] Plan get!~
* Lulu adds to plan to bully creators
[Milly] Thems boys won't know what hit them.
[Milly] Because we will cloak our weapons.
[Lulu] hmm, I think the Toudou section of the Order is its own family so Toudou is more of an uncle
[Lulu] XD
[Lulu] you really do think everything through
[Milly] Well, we're dealing with the GEASS STAFF here. Serious business.
[Milly] Can Villetta be the mistress?
[Lulu] oh and Raksharta is the crazy drunken friend of the family who sometimes crashes and steals the tv
[Milly] YES YES YES
[Milly] Kaguya?
[Lulu] pet
[Milly] XD
[Lulu] really annoying toy lapdog
[Lulu] that won't stop licking my face. ](
[Milly] ... damnit, she's going to be in S2 a lot, isn't she.
[Lulu] probably
[Lulu] also, I approve of Villetta as the mistress
[Lulu] Diethard?
[Milly] :(
[Milly] \o/
[Milly] ... I can never see Diethard as anything other than adoring fanboy.
[Lulu] XD
[Lulu] that's so creepy
[Lulu] and yet so true
[Lulu] he's like... the cable guy
[Milly] It's funny creepy!
[Milly] ... YES.
[Milly] MAKE HIM THE CABLE GUY.
[Lulu] perfect
[Milly] :D
[Lulu] that should traumatize Lelouch a plenty
[Milly] ]D
[Lulu] Kirihara?
[Milly] ... I always forget about him.
[Lulu] he's somewhat important... I think
[Milly] But he's not pretty.
[Lulu] XD
[Lulu] neither is Diethard
[Milly] Diethard has that hair thing though and is awesome.
[Lulu] XD
[Milly] Also, Kirihara can be the Great Uncle everybody forgets is alive.
[Lulu] works for me!
[Milly] \o/
[Lulu] except when we need money
[Lulu] IT'S CANON
[Milly] XDDD
[Milly] SAYOKO. SAYAKO. MAID.
[Lulu] she's easy
[Milly] Maid?
[Lulu] I think so. XD
[Lulu] the maid who's working WITH THE CABLE GUY
[Milly] ... \o/
[Lulu] how creepy is that/
[Milly] ... perfectly creepy.
[Lulu] so I guess the sub is totally like our RV
[Milly] ... yes.
[Milly] And Gawan + Guren the fancy cars that the owners can't afford but have anyway.
[Milly] So they can show them off at reunions.
[Lulu] YES
[Lulu] I love how I stole my car.
[Lulu] because I'm the model father rly
[Milly] Of course!
[Lulu] Kallen is the favorite child. XD
[Lulu] that's why she gets the cool car
[Milly] And why she lives in the nice house?
[Milly] And goes to the nice school.
[Lulu] yep
[Milly] ... why does this make sense.
[Lulu] we won't mention the slight incest that might be going on in this family.........
[Milly] Y-yeah.
[Milly] I mean. What incest?
[Lulu] that's better
[Milly] \o/
[Lulu] though now that I think of it that the favorite child is jealous of grandma is also a little 0_o
[Lulu] Order = Most Dysfunctional Family ever
[Lulu] even Dr. Phil couldn't save us
[Milly] ... and that is saying a LOT.
[Milly] Since, you know. Royal family.
[Lulu] I went from one dysfunctional family and created a worse one
[Lulu] I AM A MASOCHIST
[Milly] wtg, lil bro.
[Milly] YOU KILLED CLOVIS FOR THIS?
[Lulu] :(
RECAP FOR THOSE WHO MISSED IT AMONG THE FLUFF
CC: Bitchy Grandmother
Zero: Daddy
Ougi: Mommy
Toudou: Lazy Ho Uncle (his crazy-ass group bringing up the nephews and niece)
Kallen: Favorite child with her shinycar Guren
Tamaki: Delinquent punk child who needs to get beaten with a stick
Raksharta: Drunken friend who sometimes shows up to steal the TV
Diethard: The Cable Guy
Sayoko: The Maidwho might be boffing The Cable Guy
Kaguya: The yelping lapdog that won't stop licking Zero's face
Kirihara: Great Uncle who the others only remember is still living when they need money
Villetta: The Mistress
Random Black Knights: Zero's many many many children
Sanity? Who needs it?
[Lulu] the only reason what goes down is allowed to go down is because Kallen and Lelouch are preoccupied
[Lulu] I'm fairly sure if Lelouch knew what Tamaki pulled, it wouldn't be pretty.
[Milly] Understatement.
[Lulu] XD
[Lulu] o silly terrorists always need their leader keeping them in check
[Milly] XD
[Lulu] they really do suck without him. it's depressing
[Milly] It really is. They.. collapsed completely.
[Milly] And. Made sad faces.
[Lulu] XD
[Milly] They did. :(
[Lulu] waaah where's zero? save us zero. why have you forsaken us zero?
[Lulu] they're worse than children. -_-
[Milly] Then Inoue randomly died and STILL somehow appeared in that DEAD/ALIVE article.
[Milly] They had a good run!
[Lulu] someone had to die so they could bitch about it
[Lulu] it was all demoralizing
[Milly] Very true.
[Milly] I'm still sad Guilford wasn't the one who fucked Toudou's shit up.
[Lulu] well, ok they do decent if they have Uncle Ougi around too.
[Lulu] so am I. :(
[Lulu] Toudou is also a lazy ho.
[Milly] XD
[Lulu] I am now going to spend the rest of tomorrow coming up with a family tree for the Order
[Lulu] it will be spectacular
[Milly] Then you will share it. \o/
[Lulu] I get to be the Daddy. ^^
[Lulu] of course
[Milly] CC mommy or Kallen mommy?
[Lulu] hmm, good question
[Lulu] CC is kinda like the mean older aunt who shows up to be a bitch
[Milly] .. XDDD
[Lulu] I almost said grandma
[Milly] She's old enough!
[Lulu] true
[Lulu] maybe I will make it grandma
[Milly] And there's the "CC is Marianne" camp.
[Lulu] we shall not be going there tonight........
[Milly] XD
[Lulu] see, Kallen would be mommy but she falls under Ougi in hierarchy
[Milly] Therefore, Ougi is the mom.
[Lulu] OMG
[Lulu] YOU'RE RIGHT
[Milly] \o/
[Lulu] my brain will never heal from this. ;;
[Milly] ... shall I bring out the picture of Ougi in lingerie?
[Lulu] no no I can always just look at your journal for that one
[Milly] >D
[Lulu] so basically in 25, the Order were kinda orphans
[Lulu] that's a bit sad.
[Milly] ... actually, it is.
[Milly] You emoified the cracy family tree.
[Milly] ... cracky.
[Lulu] I had to deal with my ACTUAL family. much more important
[Lulu] I was gonna get back to them
[Lulu] ... eventually
[Milly] Maybe.
[Lulu] I'm a deadbeat dad. orz
[Milly] We can blame Tamaki.
[Lulu] Tamaki is definitely the delinquent punk son
[Milly] No doubt.
[Lulu] who needs to be beaten with a 2-by-4
[Milly] Seven. Seven of them.
[Milly] Burning ones.
[Lulu] oooh i like this plan
[Milly] With nails.
* Lulu buys 2-by-4s
* Milly buys nails!
* Lulu buys matches
[Milly] ... now how do we get to the Geassverse?
[Milly] Will trains take us? I don't think trains will take us.
[Lulu] crack?
[Milly] Crack works!
[Lulu] I'm pretty sure that's how the creators get there
[Lulu] and lots of it
[Milly] Plan get!~
* Lulu adds to plan to bully creators
[Milly] Thems boys won't know what hit them.
[Milly] Because we will cloak our weapons.
[Lulu] hmm, I think the Toudou section of the Order is its own family so Toudou is more of an uncle
[Lulu] XD
[Lulu] you really do think everything through
[Milly] Well, we're dealing with the GEASS STAFF here. Serious business.
[Milly] Can Villetta be the mistress?
[Lulu] oh and Raksharta is the crazy drunken friend of the family who sometimes crashes and steals the tv
[Milly] YES YES YES
[Milly] Kaguya?
[Lulu] pet
[Milly] XD
[Lulu] really annoying toy lapdog
[Lulu] that won't stop licking my face. ](
[Milly] ... damnit, she's going to be in S2 a lot, isn't she.
[Lulu] probably
[Lulu] also, I approve of Villetta as the mistress
[Lulu] Diethard?
[Milly] :(
[Milly] \o/
[Milly] ... I can never see Diethard as anything other than adoring fanboy.
[Lulu] XD
[Lulu] that's so creepy
[Lulu] and yet so true
[Lulu] he's like... the cable guy
[Milly] It's funny creepy!
[Milly] ... YES.
[Milly] MAKE HIM THE CABLE GUY.
[Lulu] perfect
[Milly] :D
[Lulu] that should traumatize Lelouch a plenty
[Milly] ]D
[Lulu] Kirihara?
[Milly] ... I always forget about him.
[Lulu] he's somewhat important... I think
[Milly] But he's not pretty.
[Lulu] XD
[Lulu] neither is Diethard
[Milly] Diethard has that hair thing though and is awesome.
[Lulu] XD
[Milly] Also, Kirihara can be the Great Uncle everybody forgets is alive.
[Lulu] works for me!
[Milly] \o/
[Lulu] except when we need money
[Lulu] IT'S CANON
[Milly] XDDD
[Milly] SAYOKO. SAYAKO. MAID.
[Lulu] she's easy
[Milly] Maid?
[Lulu] I think so. XD
[Lulu] the maid who's working WITH THE CABLE GUY
[Milly] ... \o/
[Lulu] how creepy is that/
[Milly] ... perfectly creepy.
[Lulu] so I guess the sub is totally like our RV
[Milly] ... yes.
[Milly] And Gawan + Guren the fancy cars that the owners can't afford but have anyway.
[Milly] So they can show them off at reunions.
[Lulu] YES
[Lulu] I love how I stole my car.
[Lulu] because I'm the model father rly
[Milly] Of course!
[Lulu] Kallen is the favorite child. XD
[Lulu] that's why she gets the cool car
[Milly] And why she lives in the nice house?
[Milly] And goes to the nice school.
[Lulu] yep
[Milly] ... why does this make sense.
[Lulu] we won't mention the slight incest that might be going on in this family.........
[Milly] Y-yeah.
[Milly] I mean. What incest?
[Lulu] that's better
[Milly] \o/
[Lulu] though now that I think of it that the favorite child is jealous of grandma is also a little 0_o
[Lulu] Order = Most Dysfunctional Family ever
[Lulu] even Dr. Phil couldn't save us
[Milly] ... and that is saying a LOT.
[Milly] Since, you know. Royal family.
[Lulu] I went from one dysfunctional family and created a worse one
[Lulu] I AM A MASOCHIST
[Milly] wtg, lil bro.
[Milly] YOU KILLED CLOVIS FOR THIS?
[Lulu] :(
RECAP FOR THOSE WHO MISSED IT AMONG THE FLUFF
CC: Bitchy Grandmother
Zero: Daddy
Ougi: Mommy
Toudou: Lazy Ho Uncle (his crazy-ass group bringing up the nephews and niece)
Kallen: Favorite child with her shiny
Tamaki: Delinquent punk child who needs to get beaten with a stick
Raksharta: Drunken friend who sometimes shows up to steal the TV
Diethard: The Cable Guy
Sayoko: The Maid
Kaguya: The yelping lapdog that won't stop licking Zero's face
Kirihara: Great Uncle who the others only remember is still living when they need money
Villetta: The Mistress
Random Black Knights: Zero's many many many children
Sanity? Who needs it?