Then you won't find her here. [Pause. Eye-level eye contact.] This is a camp of mostly commoners. As we are no longer on Britannian soil, few here are Britannian. Also, this camp is known for its large number of strange occurrences; this is why I appear older than you know me to be, and why you cannot remember your arrival.

[Pauses again, this time to see if kidlet has questions.]