[IC: just before the crazy bee speech]

[thekingsgambit]

[amid the Zenon curse, a certain prince-cum-terrorist-cum-camper is doing his usual survey of the campgrounds and currently battling one hell of a headache...]

All of the sudden...

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[well if you insist]

I've had no need to use it here. Except for that one time with Goyjo. But really, he deserved it!

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[scoffs]

It seems this hesitation I've developed has become a genuine hindrance. One that has no place in the world I shall soon create. One whose soul has been contracted to a demon has little room for non-necessities. Such as these trite memories I cling to so harshly.

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[cue deliberate hand motions]

Enough! The games have reached their limit --

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Ah, I agree. The world cannot be changed by words alone.

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[you friggin' suck, evil me! >(]

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And this is check.

[oh how we love the evil laughter that is only mostly gay]

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-- nnng.

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[lolz in yur mind taking over yur soulz]

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[mission hostile takeover: ACCOMPLISHED]

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So the pieces finally move into play, and once I have this place's hapless captives on my side...

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[we interrupt this disturbing scene of emo wtfery to bring you... a bee. and hey it's landing on your hand. d'awww it likes you.]

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Tch.

[dismissive hand gesture to rid self of new buzzing companion]

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[unfortunately our winged friend has what you may call an AMAZING grip and also a STINGER. which it might be using to show its love BY PENETRATING DARK!ZERO FLESH. ♥]

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[... !!

HOLY FUCK THAT HURT MORE THAN IT PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE.]

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[this will probably only encourage bees/lulu hatesex now so mr.bee will just be buzzing away for the moment]

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[remember kids demon + lulu =CRAZYBEANS. and also misplaced revenge syndrome! TO THE ZEROMOBILE... or barring that maybe we can still find the costume. o/]

So the first of her subordinates has delivered a preemptive strike. Enjoy your meager victory while you can.

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[it's time to go MASSACRE SOME BEES. -_v]