ITP: We torture the Charlies

[thekingsgambit]

[Ah, enjoying a quiet day by a tree near the cabin, re-reading "The Once and Future King" for the hundredth time and ignoring the cat that occasionally tries to nibble at the edge of a page.

But what is that faint sound in the distance...]

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[courage-found.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you're supposed to be singing about the starfish. He's the best part! Hey, Setsuna-san, let me be the starfish!

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[sistercomplex.livejournal.com]

Works for me. As long as Toboe knows the rest of your lines.

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[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

Nobody is doing anything right since this is the stupidest song in the world! And you need to stop following me.

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[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Sigh, folding top of page to hold place and closing the book.]

Kiryuu-san, you know there is no point to snapping at them; it will only serve as further incentive.

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[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

You're not the one getting song-stalked.

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[sistercomplex.livejournal.com]

Hey, that's a great idea! Let's sing to Lelouch too! He's totally another Charlie!

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[courage-found.livejournal.com]

They're really a lot alike!

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[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Glare.]

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[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

. . .

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[plzdontoustme.livejournal.com]

Maybe if we sing to Lelouch too and Zero sees how much fun Lelouch has, he'll feel better.

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[sistercomplex.livejournal.com]

Riight. Great idea, Toboe.

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[sistercomplex.livejournal.com]

All right, Daisuke, let's turn these Charlies' frowns upside down!

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[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[... So getting up now.]

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[sistercomplex.livejournal.com]

[Hopping into path.]

Well, you can ignore this plea~. That's fine with me~. But one day you'll see that my words are true~.

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[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

[Frowning at Lelouch.]

Well... ?

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[courage-found.livejournal.com]

But if you find that you agree~, I guarantee~. That soon you will be feeling the love too~!

Man, this song is really catchy!

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[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

Should I inquire as to their inspiration?

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[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

The Internet, what else.

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[courage-found.livejournal.com]

Hey, Toboe, it's your turn.

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[plzdontoustme.livejournal.com]

Oh! Um... Because swordfishes love you~? I don't like the sound of a sword... fish.

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[sistercomplex.livejournal.com]

Jellyfishes love you~. Starfishes --

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[courage-found.livejournal.com]

WANNA BE WITH YOU FOREVER!

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[sistercomplex.livejournal.com]

You know it's true~.

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[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

I question the basic concept behind this song, as fish cannot express emotions.

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[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

... Don't.