ITP: We torture the Charlies

[thekingsgambit]

[Ah, enjoying a quiet day by a tree near the cabin, re-reading "The Once and Future King" for the hundredth time and ignoring the cat that occasionally tries to nibble at the edge of a page.

But what is that faint sound in the distance...]

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[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[... So getting up now.]

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[sistercomplex.livejournal.com]

[Hopping into path.]

Well, you can ignore this plea~. That's fine with me~. But one day you'll see that my words are true~.

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[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

[Frowning at Lelouch.]

Well... ?

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[courage-found.livejournal.com]

But if you find that you agree~, I guarantee~. That soon you will be feeling the love too~!

Man, this song is really catchy!

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[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

Should I inquire as to their inspiration?

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[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

The Internet, what else.

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[courage-found.livejournal.com]

Hey, Toboe, it's your turn.

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[plzdontoustme.livejournal.com]

Oh! Um... Because swordfishes love you~? I don't like the sound of a sword... fish.

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[sistercomplex.livejournal.com]

Jellyfishes love you~. Starfishes --

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[courage-found.livejournal.com]

WANNA BE WITH YOU FOREVER!

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[sistercomplex.livejournal.com]

You know it's true~.

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[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

I question the basic concept behind this song, as fish cannot express emotions.

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[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

... Don't.

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[sistercomplex.livejournal.com]

Don't make me shun the nonbeliever, Lelouch. 'Sides we're getting to the best part.

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[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

The part where you get bored and wander away?

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[plzdontoustme.livejournal.com]

But I wanted to finish the rest of the song...

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[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Dammit. Sad children. Must resist. Must...]

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[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

... Very well.

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[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

[... WTF!!]

Lelouch...

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[plzdontoustme.livejournal.com]

[Yays!]

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[sistercomplex.livejournal.com]

[To Daisuke]

Good thing he wanted to come with.

Nothing like an endorsement. An endorsement like how catfishes love you~.

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[courage-found.livejournal.com]

Codfishes love you~.

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[bitingcynicism.livejournal.com]

You don't even know what that is.

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[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

Not to mention that whoever designed these lyrics failed to realize that fishes is grammatically improper. The terms should be catfish and codfish.

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[sistercomplex.livejournal.com]

You guys kill me!