thekingsgambit: (kk and now there will be biting)
Lelouch vi Britannia ([personal profile] thekingsgambit) wrote2010-07-26 08:45 pm
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IC: Shortly after the Mistletoad debacle

[The silence between the cornfield and Boys 4 has just been interrupted by a loud, pathetic puppy cry. Those interested in going after the poor creature might discover the tiny black kitten that is presently clenching said puppy's paw in its mouth and puffed up to twice its normal size.]

-- I told you to put me down!




((This is actually open to whoever wishes to jump it and save the poor puppy. ;;))

[identity profile] thekingsgambit.livejournal.com 2010-08-06 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[I will accept my pettings with dignity. And possibly rolling onto my side with happy purrs.]

[identity profile] 2nd-slinger.livejournal.com 2010-08-06 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sounds like dignity to me.]

Y'know, I think I like you better all fuzzy an' travel-sized.

[identity profile] thekingsgambit.livejournal.com 2010-08-06 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[Streeeeeeeetching.]

My surprise cannot be put into words.

[identity profile] 2nd-slinger.livejournal.com 2010-08-06 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I can get you a thesaurus if y'want...

[identity profile] 2nd-slinger.livejournal.com 2010-08-06 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Well fine. No excitin' library expeditions for Grumpy McWhiskerface.

[identity profile] thekingsgambit.livejournal.com 2010-08-06 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, if you are so adamant about it, it would not hurt to pick up some more worthwhile reading.

[identity profile] 2nd-slinger.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
The Dummy's Guide to Cat Grooming?

[identity profile] thekingsgambit.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Flicks tail.]

And here I thought you were approaching considerate.

[identity profile] 2nd-slinger.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well, sort of--just from the opposite end of the spectrum. I'll get all the way 'round to the considerate part eventually.

[identity profile] thekingsgambit.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Another squeaky laugh escapes before he can catch it.]

[identity profile] 2nd-slinger.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
See? Occasionally I have good jokes.

[identity profile] thekingsgambit.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 12:15 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, how does it go? Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

[identity profile] 2nd-slinger.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
Clocks generally aren't very funny. Even the talkin' ones.

[identity profile] 2nd-slinger.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
No wonder you don't like most of my jokes.

[identity profile] thekingsgambit.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Such a slight.

[Stares to the side for a moment.]

You will find I am rather dismal at jokes, myself.

[identity profile] 2nd-slinger.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
No big loss, Lelouch... You've got other things goin' for you.

[identity profile] 2nd-slinger.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
That's good enough for now.

[identity profile] thekingsgambit.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Sets head back on paws and lowers ears.]

Ah, I suppose it is.

[identity profile] 2nd-slinger.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
...

Listen, dude, just as somethin' to think about--you don't get a better offer, you're welcome to come back with me when we get outta Camp.

[identity profile] 2nd-slinger.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 01:14 am (UTC)(link)
I've been here four years now, Lelouch, an' after that long in the nuthouse you start to notice things. You've seemed like a guy livin' on borrowed time for a while now, so I've got to wonderin' about what might be waiting for you back home.

An' I'm just saying--if it's something you don't like, hey, I'm offerin' you an out.

[identity profile] thekingsgambit.livejournal.com 2010-08-07 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Stares at for a long while.]

... Your proposal is highly unexpected and generous, Johnny, I cannot deny that. But the borrowed time you speak of is nothing more than my desire to provide an alternative to the overly busy lifestyle I engaged in back home. I wish to correct the neglect that occurred because of it and have been working toward that goal. But I am skeptical as to whether I will be able to continue such progress upon our return. Still, as my concern is properly spending the time with those most important to me, a change in locale would have little meaning. Whatever happens... it happens here. That is the way things should be done.

[Gaze trails to the side as he nears the end of his speech.]

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