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This is when we first learn of the Pizza Hut points system and listen to Lelouch complain about C.C. using his credit card to fill up on his pizza needs. I just love how damn snarky Lelouch is around her. He really lets loose. It's beautiful.

I think this was linked along with some of the Knightmare histories but I like separating for reference.


4th Period Hour
Translated by [livejournal.com profile] verity_isle

Lelouch: Mu..... As I suspected, balancing a double life between "The Order of Black Knights" and school is a severe prospect. It's a bit relieving to think I'll meet Nunnally when I get back home...

Lelouch: ...wait, I can smell scorched cheese. Again. C.C.!

C.C.: Melmome mome, Mumuuhu *munch munch*

Lelouch: You ordered pizza again, didn't you... And using my card, even.

C.C: Fiffa fiit...

Lelouch: Swallow before talking, if you would.

C.C.: Pizza is most excellent, you know. To have invented it is truly mankind's greatness.

Lelouch: While I suppose it's okay since I don't have problems paying, how about displaying some restraint? This is quite shameless.

C.C.: What are you talking about? 'Three pizza per day', isn't that our contract?

Lelouch: I distinctly do not recall ever making a contract on such bizarre terms!

C.C.: Hn. That, Lelouch, is your weakness. You think too much about every little thing, and make everything difficult.

Lelouch: This is not difficult. This is most definitely not difficult. At all.

C.C.: Well, if I need enough pizza and get stamps, I can exchange it for goods. It can't be helped, can it?"

Lelouch: Whoa, a threat. Stop being lured by the promise of goods, you're not a child... let alone that, you've lived more than a decade looking like that, didn't you.

C.C. ...Ah!

Lelouch: Wh-what's wrong?

C.C.: I filled all the stamp slots...why, I can get a Cheese-chan cushion along with a Cheese-kun pillow with this!

Lelouch: ...congratulations.*

C.C.: With things this way, I can't not get the Cheese Puppy Backpack, too...

Lelouch: With what things this way? Idiot.

C.C.: Ah... But, it seems I really have eaten too much. I am so full I'm dying.

Lelouch: You didn't die from a bullet to the head, as I recall.

C.C.: This pain, this torment, can be cured by eating more pizza, I feel.

Lelouch: Maybe dying just once would be good for you. The shock might cure you of idiocy, who knows.

C.C. *suddenly serious* Lelouch. Eating pizza is one of the reasons for my existence in this world. It's foreordained to be this way.

Lelouch: ...Huh?

C.C.: Yes...the name C.C. is actually short for "Cheese & Crust", after all.

Lelouch: Eh, really!?

C.C.: Of course I lied.

Lelouch: .........

C.C.: Hn. You bought it for a second, it seems. Use your head more, idiot.

Lelouch: T-this woman... Somehow I have a feeling the first thing I have to rebel against is her...

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T/N: *This direct translates as 'good/good for you', but that's too clipped for the context and kinda OOC. It's sort of a mock "I'm happy for you, I guess", but I cannot see that coming out of LL's mouth, so I stuck with 'congratulations' which is nicely neutral. It was not a Lloyd reference in the original. ^^;

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