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thekingsgambitI'm sad I lost the IRC log of this when the Lucifer/Sasuke-neko ate my computer line. But I think the chan's conclusion was Suzaku's hormones are reversely proportionate the breast size. The bigger the breasts, the weaker the hormones. GJ, Suzaku! Also, it's totally unfair for Suzaku to mock Lelouch's lack of hormones when his are MIA for the moment.
... And I think Milly may have molestered Lelouch in the past. ;_;
Bokura no Hibi ~10th Period Hour~
T/N: Not sure exactly when this took place, but again, it shouldn't matter too much.
Translated by Celiss
Suzaku: *sigh* I thought today's work would never end, what with Lloyd-san adding this and that...
Suzaku: Wonder if Lelouch's already left.
*Door opens*
Suzaku: Sorry guys, military work took longer than usual again... ...uwahh, Kaichou, what are you doing!
Milly: Bathing, obviously.
(*T/N: The sort of bathing you do in the sea -- you know, just soaking yourself. Not the kind with soap and shampoo)
Suzaku: In here!?
Milly: Yep. It's the heat, see. 'S much too hot here in Area 11. And I forbid it! That's a Kaichou Order!
Suzaku: Don't ask the impossible. And might I point out you've already got the air conditioner running?
Milly: That does nothing to cool the passionate heat seething in my chest.
(*T/N: This line can also be interpreted as -- "It isn't enough to dampen the passion seething in my chest", and yes, it's supposed to sound quite seductive.)
Suzaku: *brisk, pleasant smile* I see---
Milly: Uwa, he completely ignored it!
Suzaku: Lelouch isn't here?
Milly: I made him inflate the pool and bring in the water, but after that he got all bent out of shape and went home.
Suzaku: The fact that he actually did all that is fairly amazing......
Milly: When I asked him "Won't you come in too?", he made quite the face and rejected my offer. And I was planning on touching-feeling his squeaky smooth skin all over, too... Such a waste. It's been some time since I last did that.
Suzaku: Lelouch's kind of naive, so it might be better not to tease him like that.
Milly: Yeah.
Suzaku: ......And you've been teasing him all this while knowing that.
Milly: Yes, of course. ......Suzaku, if you're feeling the heat yourself you can come in too. I don't mind.
Suzaku: No, I'm perfectly fine. I've got some paperwork piled up, so I'll be working now.
Milly: Well, you certainly are a hardworker. In that case, I allow you to ogle as much as you like the marvelous curves I've been blessed with. Fufu--n.
Suzaku: Yeah. *scribbling*
Milly: .................................
*continues to scribble*
Milly: Kuwaaa----!!
Suzaku: Uwahh, what's wrong!?
Milly: Suzaku! Party-pooper! Your reaction's so incredibly bo-ring!
Suzaku: Eh!? Reaction to what!?
Milly: And you call yourself a healthy, pubescent highschool male!? You're not normal! Watch and learn from either Lelouch or Rival's reactions!
Suzaku: I-I'm sorry......
Suzaku: ......Wait, why's she mad at me?
Milly: Kururugi Suzaku, clearly not to be underestimated...... Hey Shirleeey, can you hear meee? As I thought this is totally not working out! Cut off the hidden camera, will you? And you can put away the "Candid Camera" sign now--
Suzaku: Thi -- This was all a trap, Kaichou!?
... And I think Milly may have molestered Lelouch in the past. ;_;
Bokura no Hibi ~10th Period Hour~
T/N: Not sure exactly when this took place, but again, it shouldn't matter too much.
Translated by Celiss
Suzaku: *sigh* I thought today's work would never end, what with Lloyd-san adding this and that...
Suzaku: Wonder if Lelouch's already left.
*Door opens*
Suzaku: Sorry guys, military work took longer than usual again... ...uwahh, Kaichou, what are you doing!
Milly: Bathing, obviously.
(*T/N: The sort of bathing you do in the sea -- you know, just soaking yourself. Not the kind with soap and shampoo)
Suzaku: In here!?
Milly: Yep. It's the heat, see. 'S much too hot here in Area 11. And I forbid it! That's a Kaichou Order!
Suzaku: Don't ask the impossible. And might I point out you've already got the air conditioner running?
Milly: That does nothing to cool the passionate heat seething in my chest.
(*T/N: This line can also be interpreted as -- "It isn't enough to dampen the passion seething in my chest", and yes, it's supposed to sound quite seductive.)
Suzaku: *brisk, pleasant smile* I see---
Milly: Uwa, he completely ignored it!
Suzaku: Lelouch isn't here?
Milly: I made him inflate the pool and bring in the water, but after that he got all bent out of shape and went home.
Suzaku: The fact that he actually did all that is fairly amazing......
Milly: When I asked him "Won't you come in too?", he made quite the face and rejected my offer. And I was planning on touching-feeling his squeaky smooth skin all over, too... Such a waste. It's been some time since I last did that.
Suzaku: Lelouch's kind of naive, so it might be better not to tease him like that.
Milly: Yeah.
Suzaku: ......And you've been teasing him all this while knowing that.
Milly: Yes, of course. ......Suzaku, if you're feeling the heat yourself you can come in too. I don't mind.
Suzaku: No, I'm perfectly fine. I've got some paperwork piled up, so I'll be working now.
Milly: Well, you certainly are a hardworker. In that case, I allow you to ogle as much as you like the marvelous curves I've been blessed with. Fufu--n.
Suzaku: Yeah. *scribbling*
Milly: .................................
*continues to scribble*
Milly: Kuwaaa----!!
Suzaku: Uwahh, what's wrong!?
Milly: Suzaku! Party-pooper! Your reaction's so incredibly bo-ring!
Suzaku: Eh!? Reaction to what!?
Milly: And you call yourself a healthy, pubescent highschool male!? You're not normal! Watch and learn from either Lelouch or Rival's reactions!
Suzaku: I-I'm sorry......
Suzaku: ......Wait, why's she mad at me?
Milly: Kururugi Suzaku, clearly not to be underestimated...... Hey Shirleeey, can you hear meee? As I thought this is totally not working out! Cut off the hidden camera, will you? And you can put away the "Candid Camera" sign now--
Suzaku: Thi -- This was all a trap, Kaichou!?
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Date: 2007-08-10 03:02 pm (UTC)[Lulu|sickish] Milly, why does Ashford novel make it sound like molested me in the past?
[Milly] Lelouch, I would answer that but it seems I can't.
[Milly] But I love the Ashford novel all the same.
[Lulu|sickish] even if it stole Suzaku's hormones?
[Suzaku] Fushigi mysteeeery where those went off to.
[Milly] XD
[Suzaku] As if I didn't already look gay enough.
[Milly] Suzaku's hormones come and go.
[Suzaku] Like the wiiiiind.
[Suzaku] You must have just missed them, Milly.
[Milly] I think he has a boob cutoff size. Anything Cecile and smaller is AOKAY.
[Hisoka] ....
[Lulu|sickish] XD
[Hisoka] c-cecile ping
[Suzaku] . . . ahahaha.
[Suzaku] After that, he just tunes them out.
[Euphie] ...
[Max] .....Hisoka, I didn't even realize it and you had to point it out. ;;
[Milly] It explains the Kallen scene too!
[Hisoka] ....
[Hisoka] max, what?
[Suzaku] -- Yeah, it does actually.
[Lulu|sickish] where so the bigger your boobs are , the less existant Suzaku's hormones are?
[Max] Hisoka, I thought of Cecile as the geass one. Now I'm imagining the other one and akjfhdksa *runs*
[Hisoka] ...
[Milly] That's right!
[Hisoka] sry max
[Lulu|sickish] ... that makes absolutely no sense. XD
[Lulu|sickish] you fail at life, Suzaku
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Date: 2007-08-10 05:03 pm (UTC)I go scan Student!Schneizel in Knight now.
Hmmm
Date: 2007-08-22 07:21 pm (UTC)Re: Hmmm
Date: 2007-08-22 11:17 pm (UTC)Re: Hmmm
Date: 2008-08-19 05:48 pm (UTC)