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Is this the last log for the day? We'll see....



[Suzaku] new national sport of britannia: punt the eleven
[Suzaku] or abuse in general
[Lulu] and yet you still follow them
* Lulu shakes head at you in disappointment
[Suzaku] they be corrupt now, but that's why I'm going to change it from within
[Suzaku] and get the national sport changed back to soccer
[Setchan] XD
[Setchan] somehow I can see him saying something illogical like that
[Suzaku] if I don't accept my puntings, they'll start abusing innocent citizens next
[Suzaku] . . . somehow, I can too. XD
* Lulu should have geass'd you to think like less of a moron. :\
[Suzaku] . . . I'm not sure if even the geass could handle that one.
[Lulu] ULTIMATE COMMAND can handle anything.
[Lulu] but I admit it might be somewhat of a challenge
[Suzaku] Great. Now whenever I get a stupid idea, I'm going to start shouting, "I must be intelligent, no matter what happens!"
[Lulu] ...
[Lulu] XD
[Lulu] I want to see the looks that would draw.
[Suzaku] Considering how often it's bound to happen, I have to wonder.
[Lulu] and considering how you remember nothing when it activates, you're going to have virtually NO memory at all
[Suzaku] Which is funny and ironic since I have to be intelligent at the same time.
[Suzaku] Suddenly: five years of my life have gone by.
[Lulu] you're just going to be very confused
[Suzaku] on the bright side, my eyes will have the Christmas spirit all year long.
[Lulu] ...
[Lulu] ok that is just wrong. XD
[Suzaku] WHAT it's true
* Lulu might feel slightly bad BUT IT'S FOR YOU OWN GOOD
[Suzaku] I'm never going to be able to have a proper conversation anymore.
[Suzaku] I give it three sentences in before the geass kicks in, tops.
[Lulu] this is true
[Lulu] but on the bright side, half of our conversations won't leave me a.)insanely pissed off or b.)almost depressed
[Suzaku] LULU YOU RUINED MY SOCIAL LIFE :(
[Suzaku] . . . true.
[Lulu] Perhaps. But I saved your actual life. No regrets.
[Suzaku] Really, it's just an extension of the actual geass that you used. Because jumping headfirst into explosions is generally not considered a smart idea either.
]Lulu] This is backup. To make sure you don't SAY anything to perpetuate your fatalism.
Suzaku] but my dramatic emo moments!
[Suzaku] and I can't even call you pretty to make up for it.
[Lulu] THIS IS TRUE
* Lulu basks in success
[Suzaku] But Lelouch, you look--I MUST BE INTELLIGENT NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS
[Lulu] no more embarrassing enjoyment of cross-dressing for you
[Suzaku] There goes my entertainment act in the military.
[Lulu] this is for the best, Suzaku.
[Suzaku] But I had a talent.
[Lulu] ... if that's what you wish to call it
[Suzaku] Don't worry, Lelouch, I could never be as beautiful as--I MUST BE INTELLIGENT
[Lulu] I see no downsides to this at all.
[Suzaku] You love my compliments.
[Suzaku] Somewhere deep down.
[Lulu] They are embarrassing.
[Suzaku] There's no need to be ashamed of your beau--[zzzzt!]
[Suzaku] Now where am I going to get all my fun.
[Lulu] I'm certain you'll manage.
* Suzaku sits very still.
* Suzaku is very quiet.
* Suzaku still manages to trigger the geass.
[Lulu] ...
[Lulu] -_-;;
[Lulu] you thought of something stupid, didn't you?
[Suzaku] It's strange, but I can't remember. . .
[Lulu] :\

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