I log everything because I'm obsessive like that

[thekingsgambit]

I'm in this journal so I'm doing the Geass-related IRC logs first. I'm also going to make a separate continuous post for whenever I do something retarded with canonmates outside of the main chan.


Lulu] just because I like picturing you in dresses doesn't make it called for, Suzaku...
[Suzaku] And you call me the gay one.
[Lulu] ...
[Lulu] well you are
[Suzaku] Well so are you.
[Impulse] Boys boys, you're both extremely gay.
[Lulu] -_-
[Suzaku] True this.
[Lulu] I'm just possessive. It's completely different.
[Sasarai] If you're possessive over your gay love interest it's not
[Suzaku] Possessive =/= imagining me in dresses
[Impulse] No. And I say this playing a ballerina prince. Gaaaaaaaaay.

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[Mytho] Clearly the next pimpcane incident should involve Lulu's Geass and Whornelia and Hozaku
[Gongji] o Cornelia.
[Milly] ...
[Lulu] ...
[Gongji] o dear
[Lulu] ...
[Lulu] ...
[Gremio] ...
[Lulu] WHAT?
[Milly] ...
[Suzaku] No, no I don't have to be geass'd to put on a red dress and heels.
[Canaan] pfft
[Rubedo] ROFL YES
[Suzaku] I do it to entertain.
[Lulu] NO SERIOUSLY WHAT?
[Rubedo] Rubeho will molest you all.
[Milly] I think you broke Lulu, Mytho...
[Virgil] ahaha
[Mytho] Pimpcane Geass, you know it would be awesome Lulu. And only a little more blatant in fanservice than your magazine spreads
* Mytho gets out the superglue Milly :/
[chaos] Er. Braindead.
[Lulu] Mytho... ;;
[Virgil] the Code Geass magazine spreads are pretty blatant
[Suzaku] Yeah, they are.
[Virgil] ].] swimsuit issue anyone?
[Telly] So would Lulu be a ho or a pimp?
[Milly] And we all love them for that.
[Mytho] We could find you some bling large enough to fit over the fishbowl zero helmet
[Lulu] wait wait don't I get a say in this???
[Virgil] can I vote for both?
[Gremio] Whornelia rapefaced seductively at the latest john and swung her whip around. Two rooms over, Hozaku crossdressed for his client. Gremiho used flavored lubes. Rupedo took care of the clients who liked their liaisons to be with the younger crowd. Lulu smirked. It was a good day to be a pimp.
[Virgil] because I think he's both
[Gremio] that hurt me
[Virgil] ....GREMIO
[Milly] ...
[Suzaku] . . . omg Gremio
[Kuno] http://www.digworld.com/comic/lancelot0.PNG
[Suzaku] XDDD
[Kuno] http://www.digworld.com/comic/lancelot1.PNG
[Telly] Hahahaha
[Kuno] http://www.digworld.com/comic/lancelot2.PNG
[Lulu] . . .
[Kuno] http://www.digworld.com/comic/lancelot3.PNG
[Gremio] ...Virgil why are you surprised?
[Lulu] ... i guess not
[Virgil] I'M NOT
[Virgil] sadly
[Suzaku] OMG KUNO XDD
[Telly] Virgil, Lulu's a ho but Zero's a pimp!
[Gremio] OH GOOD
[Virgil] THAT WORKS. Thanks Telly!
[Kuno] :D
[Lulu] you people!
[Suzaku] T-that is fantastic.
[Virgil] I will never forget Lulu's horrified reaction to C.C's topping
[Mytho] Lulu is a master pimp until he accidentally Geass'd Euphie (known as Unfie? Euphoria? I dunno) to pimpsmack the whole of CFUD in an accidental rendition of the theme from Shaft (shut yo mouth)
[Telly] You love us, Lulu
[Lulu] XD
[Mytho] Night Watari-darn
[Suzaku] . . . I love you, Imp.
[Lulu] ok now that was funny
[Virgil] oh Imp
[Virgil] awesome
[Lulu] we have to remember that for if we want to timeskip, Suzaku
[Suzaku] Yes! . . . if.
[Lulu] that's better than the squirrels!
[Gongji] I kind of. Want Suigintou to pimp Dietrich out.
[Gongji] |D
* Gongji so could.
[Suzaku] This is true, Lulu. This is true.
[Gongji] Either that, or they'd get into a fight over who would pimp out Light.
[Lulu] other than that, can't geass the fam. ;;
[Milly] ...
[Suzaku] Oh Lulu, whatever shall you do.
[Lulu] be bitter, Suzaku?

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* Husky punts Lulu and Suzaku. Go sleep
[Suzaku] ;;!
* Lulu owwies
[Husky] :(
[Lulu] there is no sleep in Geass!
[Husky] unless it's CC sleeping in your bed, Lulu?
[Virgil] no she sleeps underneath
[Lulu] stupid lazy CC
[Husky] She totally stole it the first night
[Husky] Lulu got oooooowned
[Suzaku] "Men sleep on the floor."
[Lulu] maybe I like the floor!
[Suzaku] 'Course you do, Lulu.
[Lulu] quiet you
[Husky] snrk
[Suzaku] And then I can find her hair on your bed and make fun of you for it.
[Impulse] Lulu isn't properly whipped until CC makes him sleep in Arthur's cat carrier?
[Suzaku] . . . he would fit too.
[Lulu] .... dammit I knew someone was going to say that!
[Impulse] 8D
[Lulu] and I should have known it would be you, Suzaku!
[Virgil] XD
[Suzaku] Because ilu
[Impulse] And your life is pain, Lulu

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[Milly] Arthur is badass.
[Lulu] Arthur is the cat!
[Naesala] Arthur is badass
[Naesala] Manlier than Lulu
[Lina] Yeah and he totally fucked your shit up in 24/25, Lulu
[Lulu] that's not hard, Naes
* Naesala is manlier than Lulu?
[Lulu] ... um
[Lina] ...Reyson is probably manlier than Lulu
[Naesala] AHAHAHA
* Impulse is now known as Mytho
* Mytho is manlier than Lulu
[Lulu] also Lina, that kitty keeps my crazies in check. that's a good thing
[Lulu] NO YOU ARE NOT MYTHO
[Lulu] I WEAR PANTS
[Mytho] YES I AM
[Lina] XD
[Milly] Hisoka app Cecile. ;o;o;o;o;
[Husky] ..
[Kouno^Tohru] Don't worry, Lulu, you're still manlier than me, marginally.
[Lina] But Lulu, you have the girliest scream I have ever heard
* Gremio is manlier than Lulu
[Kouno^Tohru] I mean, as a kid I wore pants.
[Milly] ..
[Mytho] You also wear a catsuit, Lulu
[Milly] He is also nicknamed Lulu.
[Lulu] not by choice!
* Milly breaks out Ruruko
* Luc gives Lulu a moogle.
[Luc] Cast fira, bitch
* Lulu is now known as Ruruko
[michi] omg are we talking about shouta lulu and his girly pjs? |D
* Ruruko hates you ALL
[Milly] \o/
* Mytho is so manlier than you, Ruruko
[michi] and mythos doesnt wear pants |DDDD
[Ruruko] it's not my fault that I'm kaichou's bitch
[Milly] Lulu, if you ever genderdswap, you're effed.
[Ruruko] she's... aggressive
* Milly gropes Ruruko
[Ruruko] fjldsjlfdjl
[michi] *sings: be aggressive. B.E. Aggresive~"
[Milly] 8)
* Ruruko GLARES
[Mytho] At least when people kidnap and noncon me into outfits they're male ones, Lulu
* Milly ... gropes Ruruko more!
[michi] ...mythos what.
[Ruruko] fdjldjdjf
[michi] I dont remember nonconning mythos into outfits
[Ruruko] STOP THAT!
[Milly] NO!
[Mytho] Kraehe likes dressing Mytho up. She does it twice in the first season
[Ruruko] mytho, your friends are more s--wait no that's not right
[Mytho] All I am saying is Mytho had pants before he met Fakir and Rue.
[Spitfire] ...
[Ruruko] ...
[Ruruko] I see...
[Abel[ish]] ...
[Spitfire] XD
[Husky] ...
* Ruruko is still more manly than Mytho. ]_[
[Husky] oh don't you blame it on me, Mytho
* Mytho thinks Ruruko needs to get off the pretty pretty princess name before saying that >P
[Mytho] I can blame it on Kraehe
* Mytho is now known as Mytho|manlierthanLulu

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Lulu] Suzaku! you appeared out of nowhere. XD
[Suzaku] That I did, Lulu.
* Suzaku niiiiinja
[Lulu] Suzaku probably is a ninja
[Suzaku] It would explain-- no, it still doesn't explain my crazy bullet dodging powers.
[Milly|brb] The maid is the ninja.
* Momoko rewindows to ninja!maids!
[Kouno^Tohru] Suzaku totally ninjaed his sexual activity *didn't see that one coming*
[Lulu] XD
[Suzaku] . . . this is true.
[Suzaku] XD

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[Matsu[zzz]] ... oh Suzaku.
* Matsu[zzz] touches.
[Suzaku] alkdhs;dh
[Suzaku] why am I being touched
* Akutare touches Suzaku.
* Akutare has no reason to. does it anyway.
* Gremio touches Suzaku, just to fit in.
* Suzaku squeaks iyaaaaan :(
[Urdistracted] ...
* Urdistracted touches too
[Luc] why are we touching Suzakuuuu
* Urdistracted is Urd. Needs no reason
* Impulse joins in touching Suzaku why not
[Akutare] because we can
[Luc] oh.
[Suzaku] I FEEL VIOLATED :(
[Lulu] why do I rewindow to Suzaku molestage?
[Impulse] You should be used to it by now Suzaku
[Suzaku] LULU THEY'RE ALL TOUCHING ME
[Gremio] you are very touchable
* Impulse touches Lancelot instead

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[Impulse] Suzaku and Lulu can have a kitty frolicking AU
[Lulu] XD I have no idea how that would work but XD anyway
[Suzaku] All the kitties would bite me :(
[Impulse] It ends with Lulu telling Arthur "curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal :["
[Lulu] ... hmm, on second thought, this is very tempting
[Gremio] Arthur picked up the kitten, stroking it's soft fur tenderly. M
[Urdistracted] .......
[Gremio] "My moon laser will defeat your mecha!" "curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal :<"
[Suzaku] We must keep this in mind, Lulu.
[Lulu] indeed
[Impulse] It beats the mermaid AU idea ].]
[Lulu] THERE WILL BE NO MERMAIDS
[Impulse] BUT. THINK OF THE MOOD CRAB
[Lulu] . . .
[Viewtiful^Joe] come in to Geass Mermaids?
[Suzaku] Pfffthahaha
[Lulu] i just did
[Suzaku] XD
* Lulu CRIES

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[Alexiel] but I had my fun with my one day of not being topped. alas
* Alexiel is now known as Lulu
[Lulu] I'm good now
[Gremio] ...do I top Lulu?
[Gremio] y/n/what
[Usagi] y everyone does.
[Gremio] oh good
[Lulu] -_-
[Gremio] also, why do I top?
* Usagi pats Lulu.
[Lulu] traitor
* Suzaku tops Lulu
[Mytho] Every time you try to top with Alexiel the world almost ceases to exist, Setsuna. It's that against the rules.
[Usagi] Same reason lots of people top, because we have eternal bottoms.
[Lulu] see, I sensed that, Suzaku!
* Sasarai goes to pet Lulu sympathetically, but trips and accidentally tops him
[Gremio] b-but I was so bottomy in canon, Bunny ;;
[Suzaku] |Db
[Lulu] lfdjlds
[Sasarai] Whoops, sorry
[Lulu] Mytho, Setsuna completely tops when he's stuck in Alexiel's body. it's canon. =P
[Mytho] That's because he has boobs
[Usagi] Boobs = Tops. :|b
[Lulu] IT COUNTS!
[Mytho] And yet even crossdressing Pretty Princess Ruruko can't top
[Usagi] Ruruko doesn't have boobs though. Just tissues.
[Lulu] I don't stuff!
[Usagi] ...
[Usagi] ...
[Suzaku] And that's why you can't top.
* Usagi draws fanart of lulu with boobs.
[Usagi] And it will be hot.
* Lulu adds to pile of 5,000
[Suzaku] J-artists do love their genderbending.
[Usagi] --I hate it when someone else gets there first.
[Lulu] I don't see you with breasts, Suzaku.
[Usagi] I bet they already did sailor fuku too... Darn it.
[Mytho] Pretty Princess Ruruko of the Rebellion. Hating Britannia for a childhood incident involving a faulty corset and some rouge he dons his crossdressing outfit to fight for Japanese freedom and a clear diaphram
[Usagi] Wait? Would that be new? :DDD
[Suzaku] That's because I'm manlier than you, Lulu.
[Yuu-chan] Usagi, dream on. XD
[Lulu] mytho. XD
[Suzaku] . . . omg Imp I love you.
[Mytho] <3 Suzaku
* Usagi wibbles at Yuu-chan. ;;
[Lulu] also so not true, Suzaku
[Suzaku] I'm more muscular.
[Yuu-chan] XD that's like asking if he's been put in a nurse or maid outfit yet.
[Usagi] I meant like Sailor Moon fuku /o/
[Lulu] yeah but you also have the SMILE, Suzaku
[Lulu] and that smile = GAY
[Suzaku] Gay, not girly.
[Lulu] curses

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[Mytho] Well I'd still like to see Geass fanart of Lulu finding Nemo in his fishbowl helmet
[Lulu] YES!
[Lulu] then Arthur eats him
[Mytho] I think an accompanying picture of Suzaku bonding with a 'squishy' that Arthur later eats would be funny too
[Yuu-chan] hahaha
[Suzaku] . . . that is so perfect.
[Lulu] awww
[Suzaku] I'll call him Squishy and he'll be my Squishy and--
[Suzaku] D:
[Suzaku] D:!!

Comments

[oneknightstands.livejournal.com]

Awww I feel loved.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

You should.

[wingsinthedust.livejournal.com]

Man, I show up in a lot of the hurty ones.

P.S. Ttly manlier.