thekingsgambit | Since the chan believes I'm having an illicit affair with a bush...

[Suzaku] Keigo, challenge him to a spirited footrace ten feet away. You can get your kicks that way.
[Suzaku] |D
[Lulu] -_-
[Keigo] ...curiouser and curiouser
[Lulu] no enabling, Suzaku!
[Suzaku] Is it MY fault that you wheeze terribly and run into bushes? I don't think so.
* Mytho enables Suzaku's enabling
[Filif] ... rewindow.
[Suzaku] o/
[Lulu] it was ONE bush. ONE
[Lulu] and it came out of nowhere
[Filif] ...
[Filif] A+ Lulu.
[Lulu] it did!
[Keigo] it jumped out and bit him!
[Suzaku] Right after your infamous squeak no less.
[Keigo] it was a terrible, rabid bush!
[Keigo] the size of a wolf!
[Keigo] no!
[Keigo] a bear!
[Mytho] And you did fall in a rather compromising position over that bush, Lulu
* Filif GIVES LULU HORRIBLE FLASHBACKS?!
[Suzaku] XD
[Lulu] ...
[Lulu] what are you implying, Mytho?
[Suzaku] Cheating on the bees with bushes.
[Suzaku] RURUKO! TWO-TIMING IS BAD!!
[Mytho] ...I'm saying if some kind soul decided to screencap it and show it to the chan we would imply things
[Lulu] NO YOU WILL NOT
[Lulu] Suzaku, if you do this, I WILL CRY.
[Mytho] Filif, quick, start the protective older brother act, Lulu is threatening the honor of your younger shrubs
* Suzaku -- was just about to open the folder
* Lulu starts to look very very very sad
[Suzaku] b-but Lulu
* Gongji rewindows to Lulu chasing bush. O Lulu
[Mytho] He went down on bush after the pussy ran away from him and stole his protection, Gongji.
[Lulu] there will be tears, Suzaku.
[Lulu] . . .
[Gongji] o-o Imp. That is a sad story indeed.
[Lulu] . . .
[Lulu] NO!
[Suzaku] Pfffft episode six in a nutshell right there.
[Gongji] Was it at least a well-trimmed bush?
[Suzaku] Oh, wait.
[Lulu] STOP TALKIING ABOUT THE BUSH
[Gongji] Shapely bush~
[Filif] ...
[Filif] .........
[Keigo] at least it wasn't a big, wild bush?
[Filif] rewindow to lulu molesting my brethren.
[Mytho] No, it was a small, trimmed, right-about-crotch-level bush
[Gongji] :]
[ [Lulu] MYTHO
[Claire] ...
[Squall] Rewindow to Lulu's crotch shrubbery?
[Lulu] lsdfjlsdfjfsd
[Squall] I hear they have ointments for that now.
[Lulu] NO!
[Suzaku] http://pics.livejournal.com/oneknightstands/pic/0001x72s
[Lulu] you are misconstruing this entire situ---
[Gongji] o-omy
[Lulu] I hate you, Suzau
* Suzaku goes off into "terrible terrible friend" corner
[ * Filif clucks
[Squall] . . .
[Filif] ...
[Filif] clicks.
[Lulu] enough to mispell your name even
[Suzaku] :(!
[Squall] [Lulu] Iyaaaan, bush-sama, n-not so hard~~~
[Filif] .... o lulu sobold
[@Cloud] SQUALL
[Gongji] hahahahahaha
[@Cloud] GENDERSWITCH INTO LULU SOMETIME
[Squall] . . . OKAY
[@Cloud] ...not our lulu
* Mytho pets noodle knight
[Keigo] pffftAHAHAHA
[Lulu] -_-
[@Cloud] tho lulu doesn't have a penis that's not as hot a genderswitch
[Lulu] LIES AND UNTRUTHS
[Mytho] I wonder if I can find a screenshot of when he actually falls into the bush with his legs splayed
[Squall] pffahaha
[Squall] Bees/Bush/Lulu ot3??
[Suzaku] http://pics.livejournal.com/oneknightstands/pic/0001wcrs
[Suzaku] I CONTINUE TO BE A HORRIBLE FRIEND o/
[Lulu] you are not winning friend points here, Suzaku
[Filif] .... wow.
[Suzaku] ilu Lulu
[Lulu] YOU ARE IN FACT LOSING THEM EXPONENTIALLY
* Mytho loves you though Suzaku
[@Cloud] o suzaku |D
* Suzaku loev nice prince [3
[Comic] ...
[Squall] My goodness Lulu. I hope you like. Treated that bush to some water and plant food first
[Gongji] HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA o-omg
* Filif ... touches Lulu.
[Comic] Bees are the Bush's ex boyfriend
[Comic] jealous ex-boyfriend
[Lulu] WHY DO YOU ALL LUST FOR MY PAIN?
[Comic] thus explaining Lulu's hatred of bees
[Squall] AHA, IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
[Mytho] Lulu fell into the bush and there was a beehive in it. *nods*
[Keigo] its like... some awkward deer trying to mount...
[Suzaku] . . . OT3.
[Lulu] Keigo........
[Keigo] you have purpose!
[Keigo] just no style!
* Lulu goes to hang out with nice laptop who doesn't judge
* Suzaku drapes on Lulu
* Ciel doesn't judge you, but maybe the gardener would
* Mytho judges. Completely and totally judges.
[Squall] The gardener would come out with a shotgun and insist that you make that bush a proper woman
* Lulu was not planning on an OT3 with Suzaku and laptop. -_-;;
[Ciel] .....
[Lulu] you can't judge, Mytho!
* Keigo is only enjoying your pain because he considers you a friend, Lulu?
[Ciel] a proper woman? More like a proper... topiary? I know there's a better word there
[Mytho] Yes, I can. I wasn't badtouched by plantlife in my canon
[Lulu] this is apparently everyone's excuse, Keigo
[Lulu] you were badtouched by a CANDE, Mytho
[Ciel] ..
[Lulu] *candle
[Ciel] ....iyaan wax sobold
* Squall does not get badtouched at all throughout the entire course of Final Fantasy VIII!
[Mytho] 1. goodtouched really. 2. at least animals like me
* Squall . . . god that was such a lie it hurt
[Ciel] ....yeah I was about to say
* Ciel badtouches Squall by talking about him in the past tense. Badtouched. Talked.

[Lulu] you're going to make me post the picture, Mytho
[Mytho] |D
* Squall FREAKS OUT XO
[Lulu] because animals do in fact LIKE me
* Squall is totally mentally stable 100% ladies and gentlemen
[Suzaku] Yeah, Suzaku
[Ciel] Squall <3
[Suzaku] *is the one hated by animals.
[Keigo] the closest keigo comes to being badtouched is... being kicked in the spine, i think...
* Ciel is now known as Arthur
* Arthur bites Suzaku
* Arthur is now known as Ciel
[Suzaku] Hkk--!
[Suzaku] ;;
[Mytho] By posting the picture do you mean the one art where you are super femmy gay on a horse?
[Mytho] Or do we get new Mermaid Princess Lulu complete with animal companion fanart?
[Lulu] http://pics.livejournal.com/oneknightstands/pic/0001wcrs: I has kitty on lap so there, Mytho
[Squall] . . . is that showing up to anyone else as bush/lulu again
[Suzaku] Wrong picture, Lulu XD
[Lulu] dammit. it didn't copy
[Lulu] oh well
[Mytho] ...yeah. That picture is sure. Showing me, Lulu.
[Squall] XDD
[Suzaku] http://pics.livejournal.com/oneknightstands/pic/0001khy9 [-- Lulu gets along gud with horses.
[Squall] . . . oh no
[Squall] I feel a SONG coming on
[Lulu] DON'T SHARE THAT ONE
[Squall] Noooooo
[Squall] oonneeeee'ssss
[Squall] SLICK AS LULU NO ONE'S QUICK AS LULU NO ONE'S NECK'S AS INCREDIBLY . . . thin and noodly AS LULUUUU'S
[Suzaku] ilu really Lulu. really.
[Lulu] http://pics.livejournal.com/zero_quality/pic/0001c9pp: THERE
[Suzaku] . . . XDDDDD
[Squall] Fooor there's no one in town half as manllyyyyy
[Lulu] see, how the kitty likes me
[Suzaku] Kitty may like your thigh too much Lulu.
[Keigo] is he especially good at expectorating?
[Squall] (Perfect, a pure paragoooon~) You can ask any Tom, Dick, or Stanleeeey
[Squall] and they'll tell you whose teaaam they prefer to be ooooon
[Suzaku] Squall ilu so much
[Squall] I don't know his pose just demanded singing
[Squall] "AS A SPECIMEN YES I'M INTIIIIIIIMIDAAAATING"
[Lulu] ...
[Lulu] OH NOW YOU SING
[Mytho] He's especially good at geeeeeeeesticulaaaaaaaaating~ (gay gay hand jestures)
[Squall] Lulu well maybe if you rode horses while stripping more often I would sing more often
[Lulu] NO!
[Keigo] im just wondering how youll manage to translate the line about his hair
[Squall] WELL FINE THEN!
[Lulu] and what about Suzaku? he already stripped prior
[Keigo] im in great doubt that it applies
[Squall] "AND NOT A SINGLE INCH OF ME IS COVERED IN HAAAAAAIR"
[Suzaku] I have an excuse, Lulu. I'm already flamboyant.
[Lulu] how is that an excuse?
[Suzaku] I'm not ashamed of it.
[Suzaku] Of course, I DID choose that persona for myself, so. . .
[Lulu] choosing a gay person is worth like 100 gay points
[Squall] man I'm looking at that picture again
[Mytho] Squall, what about? "And every last inch of me's plastered in nair"?
[Squall] Lulu could totally put someone's eye out with his elbow
[Squall] or his CHIN
[Squall] . . . HAHAHAHA
[Suzaku] XDDD
[Squall] "as a cartoon I have no body haaaaair"
[Squall] I'm surprised none of you asked what I would have done for the whole thing with
[Squall] "FOR THERE'S NO ONE AS BURLY AND BRAWNY~"
[Squall] "AS YOU SEE I'VE GOT BICEPS TO SPARE~"
[Lulu] .. why does the singing continue? why
[Squall] "NOT A BIT OF HIM'S SCRAGGLY OR SCRAWNY . . ."
[Squall] because I don't know what I would have done with those lines
[Keigo] well, that bit you can just trade
[Mytho] We should filk this in camp, Squall
[Suzaku] . . . yes.
[Squall] Would that make Suzaku Belle?
[Keigo] the scrawny and brawny bits i mean
[Squall] I say yes.
[Keigo] and the beast?
[Suzaku] I make a pretty Disney princess :D
[Squall] . . . Davy . . . Jones . . . ?
[Toph] rewindow to
[Toph] o u guys
[Suzaku] b-badtouch
[Ciel] ....
[Ciel] to Gaston's song
[Lulu] ... what the
[Mytho] "FOR NO PART OF ME'S BURLY OR BRAWNY. MY ARMS ARE A NOODLEY PAIR. EVERY BIT OF ME'S SCRAGGLY AND SCRAWNY~"
[Lulu] WHAT THE HELL SUZAKU
[Squall] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[Suzaku] MYTHO WINS o/
[Suzaku] Whaaaat Lulu.

[Ciel] I like how Suzaku is a superathelete and Lulu is superfailete, but they both have the same body structure
[Ciel] go go CLAMP designs
[@Fay] \o\
[Lulu] untrue, Suzaku has muscles
[Squall] It's his hair.
[Squall] It gives him super strength.
[Suzaku] uhu yes I do
[Ciel] Explains Syaoran
[Suzaku] . . . and my hair
[Squall] With all its. Curls.
[Suzaku] Within every curl is POTENTIAL ENERGY TO BE UTILIZED.
[Lulu] XD
[Squall] BUT YOU KNOW IN THAT HORSERIDING PICTURE LULU IS NOT THE GAYEST-LOOKING ONE
[Lulu] \o/
[Squall] no that dubious honor goes to Suzaku who has this expression on his face like
Squall] YORP YORP YORP YORP
[Lulu] XD
[Suzaku] STFU the animators can't draw me anymore
[Mytho] Squall: It's Lulu's horse right? The fact he makes it wear purple...
[Lulu] I think I just choked
[Lulu] oh I don't want to hear that, Suzaku
[Suzaku] Fine, they can't draw any of us
[Lulu] no matter how bad they make you, it can't compare to their inability to draw my mouth. -_-
[Squall] Suzaku looks like a muppet.
[Suzaku] Sob.
[Lulu] I can't read that yorp yorp line without cracking up
[Wolfwood] Not quite a mop, not quite a puppet?
[Squall] and that just makes me think of that one skit
[Squall] don'tcha put it in your mouth (dontcha put it in your mouth)
[Suzaku] . . .
[Suzaku] h-hey
[Squall] though it might look good to eat (though it might look good to eat)
[Mytho] ...why does Suzaku as a muppet lead me to thinking of Lulu and the Swedish Chef as, like, ultimate rivals
[Lulu] ... i don't want context for this
* Suzaku . . . bites Lulu?
[Squall] around this point my memory blurs and I remember the next lines as
[Squall] why don't you eat someone you love~
[Squall] like a muffin or a beeeet~~
[Squall] YOOOU COOOOULD GEEET SIIIICK (sick!)
[Squall] REAAAL QUIIIIIICK (ick!)
* Lulu shoots Squall for the sake of maintaining sanity
[Squall] Reaaaaal sick! Reaaaaaaaaaaaaal ICK . . . and so on and so forth
[Squall] it ends i--sdkljfasdfkjl
* Squall is shot and bleeds unhappily
* Mytho cuddles Squall
[Squall] it ends in a rousing chorus of
[Squall] "DON'T PUUUUUT IT~ IIIIN YOUUUUR~ MOOOOOUUUUTH~"
[Suzaku] Squall ilu still
[Squall] I wonder if I can find that on YouTube
[Lulu] ... I'm never showing you Japanese Disney songs again, Sqall
[Lulu] *squall
[Lulu] I'M NOT ASLEEP
* Mytho pats Lulu.