is it can it to be meme tiem?

[thekingsgambit]

Ok I will be a sheep today, although me and my five might be dull. Be aware, one of your choices might result in furry pron.


I have a list of five characters I currently play or have played. They are listed 1-5 in no particular order. Ask me questions using the numbers 1-5 and after I get a few questions I'll go through and answer them IN MY OWN SPECIAL WAY.

For Example! "What would happen if 5 kissed 3?" or "Death battle between 1, 3, and 5, who wins?"

You may make up as many questions as you like!

ETA: As promised, I'm going to be a pill and let people guess who's who. Believe me, if you check out the other answers, it's really easy.

Characters (not in numerical order): Kaiba, Toboe, Faith, Setsuna, Lelouch. Depending on my mood, I might go back and edit in names later today.

Comments

[spreadlotus.livejournal.com]

THAT SOUNDED LIKE A CHALLENGE! 8)

4 and 2 go on a date. What happens and why are they there?

1, 3, and 5 have a threesome! WHO TOPS \o/

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

4 pesters 2 to take them for a walk in the park, where random conversations with squirrels ensue. 2 would leave if they thought 4 wouldn't wander into traffic. They are there because 4 wouldn't stop jumping on 2 until they agreed.

1 tops easily. But 1 has fun toying with 5 in the process.

i apologize for horribly reversing this at first. the mental image...

[euphiemisms.livejournal.com]

2 vs. 5: who is more likely to lose their sibling at the mall? Of 1, 3, and 4, who has the most awkward relationship with their sibling?

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

Yours are easy so I can answer them without revealing who my character picks are yet.

5.

3. GUESS WHY?

[spreadlotus.livejournal.com]

Also, because I am not ENTIRELY a horrible person (lies), have some more.

2 and 5 set off to save the world. What are their weapons, and what are they saving the world from?

1 gets detention. Why did s/he get detention and what does s/he do during it?

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

I just want to say that your first question would be something of sheer awesome!

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

Their only weapons are the egos they project to the world. They are saving the world from a dearth of bondage straps and epic poses. Again, THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING EVER. Bonus, if you guess this one, I will add with an even more fantastic scenario for these two.

1 won't get detention because 1 is boffing the principal. And he's HOT. o/

[aviy.livejournal.com]

4 and 5 have the choice of mistletoe or lake. GO.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

4 would happily take mistletoe. 5 would seriously consider the lake. 5 would end up topped, and it would be hilarious adorable.

[touch-sensitive.livejournal.com]

4 and 2 got into a fight. What's it over? How long does it last? How much property damage is there?

1 has to choose between saving 3 and 5. Who do they choose? Why?

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

It's probably over 4 being upset with 2's overall perspective. Regardless of the style of fight, it would be over in less than five minutes. 4 tops. Literally. Property damage wouldn't be so bad unless 4's topping caused 2 to tumble down some convenient incline. Which knowing 2's luck might be possible.

3 has power/ability perks and can be a bit of a pill. 1 will go for 3. 5 is just a stuck-up prick and getting rid of 5 will possibly make 1's day.

[cake-and-death.livejournal.com]

3 has decided to woo 4. HOW DO THEY DO IT? DOES IT WORK?

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

This would be kinda adorable actually. In a very very messed up way.

Well aside from the obvious way, 3 possibly gives lots of awkward pettings and many many hugs. Um that depends what you mean by work... 4 is easy to win over in that respect, but the relationships going to have some er problems.

[oneknightstands.livejournal.com]

5 pings up 3 for an AIM chat. How does each of them type (e.g. using chatspeak and shorthand or actually typing everything out)? Does either use emoticons? And who finally ends up blocking whom?

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

First, 5 blocks 3 after maybe five comments, which for 3's case mostly consist of random smileys, chatspeak and variations of Wazzup. 5 responds with variations of "GO AWAY." 3 then eventually figures out how to make another screenname and the process repeats unto 3 has amused themselves enough. 5 plots to send someone to destroy 3's computer.

[whothehelldowe.livejournal.com]

THE FATE OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE LIES IN 1'S HANDS, they must spank 3 without letting them find out the true reason why they're doing it. What excuse does 1 come up with in order to justify their lewd behaviour? And how does 3 react? 8D

lolol contextual typo

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

1 simply tells 3 that they want to have a little fun. 1 honestly doesn't care enough to justify it beyond that. 3 probably is in shock for the initial act and then immediately asks 1 what the hell is wrong with them. Then 1 jumps their ass... It doesn't go well after this.

[lluvia]

... Faith and Lulu? 8D

[nayami.livejournal.com]

You are half right. But I think things might go a little worse for 1 if that were the case. After the act of course.

[lluvia]

3 = Setsuna? GOD I DON'T KNOW this is hard.

[nayami.livejournal.com]

Correct. o/

[lluvia]

\o/ The smileys and the chatspeak in Suzaku's question gave him away.

[nayami.livejournal.com]

That's why I encourage the reading of all the questions. One of Mokkun's is also especially revealing on two of the other characters. But don't give that one away. XD

[lluvia]

loev 4 ;;

[im-impulse.livejournal.com]

3, 4, and 5 get trapped in a maze. Who has to lead them out, who has to wear the leash (or the thread, but really I think with your characters it's a leash) so they don't get lost, and who takes the behind?

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

5 might lead them out or lose them in the process whichever works. 3 and 4 will probably be too busy yammering at each other to notice. In the case that 5 decided to be charitable or realized that the other two really are hopeless, they would leash 3 and make 4 stay in the back so 5 doesn't have to listen to them.