don't judge us

[thekingsgambit]

So hiatus is almost over or will be if work can stop raping me for five seconds. Anyway, amid my Geass gaming (so sweet), Suzaku-mun and I were chatting about the adorable chubby figures for R2. Take a close look at Suzaku in his pilot suit.

And then madness occurred.



Suzaku: You're paying child support.
Lelouch: I am most certainly not.
Suzaku: Are too. >(
Lelouch: If I don't pay Ougi for the Knights,
what chance do you think you have?
Suzaku: Plenty. My children know how to kill their fathers.
Lelouch: .... good point
Suzaku: [smiles innocently]
Lelouch: m-maybe being a deadbeat dad is the safe choice here
Suzaku: As long as you send the money, we'll all be very happy.
Lelouch: I thought you're not accepting things from me anymore. >(
Suzaku: . . .
Fine, I'll train the kid to take vengeance on Zero :|
Lelouch: [SENDS MONEY!!!]
Suzaku: [\o/!!]
[WINS but is still alone with child.]
Lelouch: maybe your love machine can be a godparent
Suzaku: . . . do you trust me with a baby in a mecha
Lelouch: do I trust you with a baby?
Suzaku: Point.
[will be a ttly good daddy. mommy. whatever.]
Lelouch: what if there's another injured baby nearby?
Suzaku: . . . you are a horrible person
;;
Lelouch: that depends on your answer
Suzaku: ISAVEBOTHBABIES now let me sob in peace
Lelouch: [pats]
as long as you are isolated, I'm sure you'll be a fine mother
wait how come you're the mother? you have some semblance of masculinity. it fluctuates
BUT IT'S THERE
Suzaku: Because I had the baby. Logically. . .
Lelouch: I know. that's what's baffling me.
but you're only preggers in the pilot suit
Suzaku: Maybe I just had padding that day.
Lelouch: or a child
Suzaku: . . . so I gave birth the day after?
Lelouch: you are the jesii
Suzaku: I resent that. :(]
. . . [sends the baby to you. you'll be a better mommy.]
Lelouch: [unless I'm out doing important terrorist things]
Suzaku: . . . you will take care of that baby or else. :|
Lelouch: [will give the baby Rollo's pretty locket]
Suzaku: [. . . punches]
Lelouch: w-what did I do?
Suzaku: Gave the baby the funky locket :(]
Lelouch: Babies appreciate shiny things.
Suzaku: It's probably going to mess him up more and you know it
Lelouch: .... true
it is rollo's
Suzaku: [. . . takes back the baby]
Not that he ever has a chance of being normal.
Lelouch: h-hey my baby!
Suzaku: IT WAS MINE FIRST
You made me take it away :|
Lelouch: but I was going to sing to it. :(
Suzaku: . . . do you want to kill it that much
Lelouch: do not insult my singing!
Suzaku: I AM INSULTING YOUR SINGING
Lelouch: maybe MY baby will appreciate MY singing
Suzaku: It's half mine too! And he won't appreciate the singing of a TERRORIST
Lelouch: how do you know it's a he? maybe it's a pretty little girl. >(
Suzaku: . . . then we will both be topped.
Lelouch: orz
Suzaku: I blame you.
Lelouch: you're the one who had her
Suzaku: It wasn't just my fault. >(
Lelouch: [is innocent]
Suzaku: [. . . keeps daughter away from you anyway]
Lelouch: [would make the better role model. :\
Suzaku: . . . neither of us would make good role models.
Lelouch: I could teach her how to sew when she's 2. :)
Suzaku: I can teach her how to run longer than five seconds :)
Lelouch: [haaaaet]
Suzaku: [wins!!]
Lelouch: I can teach her how to dress?
Suzaku: . . . HEY
She's not dressing like a gay man :|
Lelouch: no no remember I chose the loli outfits for girls. o/
Suzaku: . . . you're still not dressing her.
Lelouch: but but
Suzaku: [DENIES]
Lelouch: [plots to get back daughter!]
Suzaku: You didn't want her before >|
Lelouch: . . . I didn't think you would let me have her. -_-
Suzaku: And you won't again.
Lelouch: [WILL SUE YOU]
Suzaku: [WILL SAY YOUR EXISTENCE IS MEANINGLESS]
Lelouch: THAT WON'T HOLD UP IN COURT
you are clinically unstable
Suzaku: Oho! Bitches don't know 'bout my instability.
I look normal :)]
Lelouch: [retrieves a certain recording of a certain someone's need to LIIIIIIVE]
Suzaku: . . . ;;
haeeeeet
Lelouch: [bargains for joint custody]
Suzaku: [sadfaces :(]
Lelouch: don't sadface because you lose
Suzaku: [. . . sadfaces more]

Comments

[mooning-you.livejournal.com]

Says the guy who can't keep track of his sister and seems intent on killing 9/10ths of his family.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

That's profiling. >|