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thekingsgambitMy my, I'm getting slack in keeping a record of my crack. Well, this one doesn't technically count since it's NOT CANON. But it's still as special as anything Geass has to offer.
*Celiss translation from here.*
-- Translation for the mini drama included in the Hangyaku no Nikki Special. --
*sound of running footsteps*
Sayoko: Milly-sama! Milly-sama! Milly-sama!!
Milly: Ah, Sayoko-san! How'd it go?
Sayoko: I've got it. I snapped a photo of Zero Kamen quite by accident while working at a Maid Cafe in the settlement. (T/N: Sayoko calls Zero "Zero Kamen" in this short drama. Literally, "Zero Mask". Sayoko working in a maid cafe XD Again, not canon)
Milly: Great!!* Why, this photo is perfect! I wouldn't have expected any less from you, Sayoko-san! (*T/N: "Yatta--!!"; can also be translated as "Yahoo!" etc)
Sayoko: Fufu <3 With this the front page of the school paper will be quite the sight, won't it?
Milly: That's right! This is going to be a definite boost for the Student Council's reputation! And it's all thanks to Zero-sama and his lack of photo rights*!
(*T/N: I'm not sure what the correct term for this is. You know how certain celebrities invoke their rights to not have their photos taken without permission? That sort of thing, except it doesn't apply to Zero.)
Sayoko: As expected of Milly-sama, the shrewd Student Council President. Your every action speaks of the utmost cunning.
Milly: The Ashford family saying goes "Use your head, not funds!", after all.
Sayoko: A------hahahahaha!! A------hahahahaha!!
*footsteps*
Lelouch: The both of you appear to be in good spirits.
Sayoko: Ah, Lelouch-sama! Allow me to carry your bag.
Lelouch: Oh no, it's okay. So! What are you so excited about, having come all the way here to the school grounds?
Sayoko: I was requested by Milly-sama to get this photo...
Lelouch: Photo? ...Isn't this Zero?
Milly: Yes! I'm thinking of having this on the front page of the school paper and starting a fanclub!
Lelouch: A fanclub? Zero's!?
Milly: That's right! Don't you know? He's really popular right now!
Lelouch: ...really?
Sayoko: "Zero Kamen" is currently so popular, it may end up as the catchphrase of the year!
Lelouch: Oh? ...Shall I attempt an impression of him?
Milly: Eh~? You, Lelouch?
Lelouch: Here I go. A-hem! *Zero-mode* It's a trade! This person here for that man!
Milly + Sayoko: *uncontrollable laughter*
Milly: That was horrible!
Sayoko: Lelouch-sama... that was a masterpiece!
Milly: Zero-sama is truly a genius! Even Lelouch's impression of him is hilarious!
Sayoko: The leader of the Owarai* industry from now on will be Zero Kamen-sama, I'm sure! (*T/N: Owarai can be loosely translated as "comedy", but there are all kinds of Japanese comedy. Check the link below to know more.)
Lelouch: Owarai!?
Sayoko: Come on, look at his Omen*! (*T/N: Omen = mask, but here it specifically refers to the traditional Japanese ones, sometimes used in comedies.)
Sayoko: I wonder if the Black Knights are from the Kisarazu area?
(T/N: The Kisarazu --> Black Knights connection had me stumped, until I found out it's actually a reference to the real-life Japanese rock band "Kishidan", of which the leader and 2 other members are from Kisarazu. "Kishidan" literally means "an order of knights" in Japanese, but it should be noted that the band uses a different set of kanji for it. It's a deliberate pun. The band itself is pretty wacky and doesn't take itself seriously.)
Sayoko: "We're the allies of justice!" *mocking tone*
(For the last few lines Milly is mostly in the background saying things like "I can't stop laughing" etc)
Lelouch: ...haha... ahaha... ha...
Milly: Won't you join the Zero Fanclub too, Lelouch?
Lelouch: ...no, I'd like to think things over by myself right now...
*Celiss translation from here.*
-- Translation for the mini drama included in the Hangyaku no Nikki Special. --
*sound of running footsteps*
Sayoko: Milly-sama! Milly-sama! Milly-sama!!
Milly: Ah, Sayoko-san! How'd it go?
Sayoko: I've got it. I snapped a photo of Zero Kamen quite by accident while working at a Maid Cafe in the settlement. (T/N: Sayoko calls Zero "Zero Kamen" in this short drama. Literally, "Zero Mask". Sayoko working in a maid cafe XD Again, not canon)
Milly: Great!!* Why, this photo is perfect! I wouldn't have expected any less from you, Sayoko-san! (*T/N: "Yatta--!!"; can also be translated as "Yahoo!" etc)
Sayoko: Fufu <3 With this the front page of the school paper will be quite the sight, won't it?
Milly: That's right! This is going to be a definite boost for the Student Council's reputation! And it's all thanks to Zero-sama and his lack of photo rights*!
(*T/N: I'm not sure what the correct term for this is. You know how certain celebrities invoke their rights to not have their photos taken without permission? That sort of thing, except it doesn't apply to Zero.)
Sayoko: As expected of Milly-sama, the shrewd Student Council President. Your every action speaks of the utmost cunning.
Milly: The Ashford family saying goes "Use your head, not funds!", after all.
Sayoko: A------hahahahaha!! A------hahahahaha!!
*footsteps*
Lelouch: The both of you appear to be in good spirits.
Sayoko: Ah, Lelouch-sama! Allow me to carry your bag.
Lelouch: Oh no, it's okay. So! What are you so excited about, having come all the way here to the school grounds?
Sayoko: I was requested by Milly-sama to get this photo...
Lelouch: Photo? ...Isn't this Zero?
Milly: Yes! I'm thinking of having this on the front page of the school paper and starting a fanclub!
Lelouch: A fanclub? Zero's!?
Milly: That's right! Don't you know? He's really popular right now!
Lelouch: ...really?
Sayoko: "Zero Kamen" is currently so popular, it may end up as the catchphrase of the year!
Lelouch: Oh? ...Shall I attempt an impression of him?
Milly: Eh~? You, Lelouch?
Lelouch: Here I go. A-hem! *Zero-mode* It's a trade! This person here for that man!
Milly + Sayoko: *uncontrollable laughter*
Milly: That was horrible!
Sayoko: Lelouch-sama... that was a masterpiece!
Milly: Zero-sama is truly a genius! Even Lelouch's impression of him is hilarious!
Sayoko: The leader of the Owarai* industry from now on will be Zero Kamen-sama, I'm sure! (*T/N: Owarai can be loosely translated as "comedy", but there are all kinds of Japanese comedy. Check the link below to know more.)
Lelouch: Owarai!?
Sayoko: Come on, look at his Omen*! (*T/N: Omen = mask, but here it specifically refers to the traditional Japanese ones, sometimes used in comedies.)
Sayoko: I wonder if the Black Knights are from the Kisarazu area?
(T/N: The Kisarazu --> Black Knights connection had me stumped, until I found out it's actually a reference to the real-life Japanese rock band "Kishidan", of which the leader and 2 other members are from Kisarazu. "Kishidan" literally means "an order of knights" in Japanese, but it should be noted that the band uses a different set of kanji for it. It's a deliberate pun. The band itself is pretty wacky and doesn't take itself seriously.)
Sayoko: "We're the allies of justice!" *mocking tone*
(For the last few lines Milly is mostly in the background saying things like "I can't stop laughing" etc)
Lelouch: ...haha... ahaha... ha...
Milly: Won't you join the Zero Fanclub too, Lelouch?
Lelouch: ...no, I'd like to think things over by myself right now...