IC: Shortly after the Mistletoad debacle

[thekingsgambit]

[The silence between the cornfield and Boys 4 has just been interrupted by a loud, pathetic puppy cry. Those interested in going after the poor creature might discover the tiny black kitten that is presently clenching said puppy's paw in its mouth and puffed up to twice its normal size.]

-- I told you to put me down!




((This is actually open to whoever wishes to jump it and save the poor puppy. ;;))

Comments

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

Good.

[Goes back to his very meticulous grooming, perhaps too meticulous.]

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

...

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... how about mice? Or little tiny fluttery baby birds who fell outta the nest an' can't fly?

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[I'm going to pop you.]

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

... You'll note I didn't say the Y-word.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

And you will note I am not treating you as I was treating Suzaku a few minutes ago. A beneficial outcome for both parties.

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

You bite me, chief, an' a bath is in your immediate future.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Puffs up.]

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

[I'm very intimidated now that you look like a Koosh-ball.]

I think we'd both rather avoid that, right?

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[I AM A FIERCE KOOSH-BALL.]

I suppose.

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

[So noted.]

I thought you'd like this plan.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Tiny kitty-rumbles in his throat and then curls up. :\ So not my day.]

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

[You're getting plenty of pettings, dude. Relax and go with it.]

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[I will accept my pettings with dignity. And possibly rolling onto my side with happy purrs.]

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

[Sounds like dignity to me.]

Y'know, I think I like you better all fuzzy an' travel-sized.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Streeeeeeeetching.]

My surprise cannot be put into words.

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

I can get you a thesaurus if y'want...

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Swats at, lightly.]

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

Well fine. No excitin' library expeditions for Grumpy McWhiskerface.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

Well, if you are so adamant about it, it would not hurt to pick up some more worthwhile reading.

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

The Dummy's Guide to Cat Grooming?

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Flicks tail.]

And here I thought you were approaching considerate.

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

Well, sort of--just from the opposite end of the spectrum. I'll get all the way 'round to the considerate part eventually.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Another squeaky laugh escapes before he can catch it.]

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

See? Occasionally I have good jokes.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

Ah, how does it go? Even a broken clock is right twice a day.