IC: Shortly after the Mistletoad debacle

[thekingsgambit]

[The silence between the cornfield and Boys 4 has just been interrupted by a loud, pathetic puppy cry. Those interested in going after the poor creature might discover the tiny black kitten that is presently clenching said puppy's paw in its mouth and puffed up to twice its normal size.]

-- I told you to put me down!




((This is actually open to whoever wishes to jump it and save the poor puppy. ;;))

Comments

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

A talking raccoon?

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

It's a long story.

((Whoa, suddenly my notifs are hella late. Sorry about that!))

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

Some might also question the reliability of such a reference.

[Flicks tail in a more amused manner.]

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

Says the talking cat.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Hisses quietly but without the force of last time.]

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

[More petting, Whiney.]

People who live in glass litterboxes shouldn't throw stones, 's all I'm sayin'.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

That is your worst amalgamation yet.

[... yay pettings!]

Prrrrrt.

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

Just you wait. I have not yet begun to... amalagmify... my witticisms.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

I am truly afraid.

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

[Still petting~]

I noticed you're tremblin' with something, anyway...

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Licks paw and then moves it across an ear.]

Nothing more than instincts.

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

So if I was t'ask about your thoughts on... yarn?

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Ears perk!]

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

... Do not do that.

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

[... this is almost as much fun as those talking dogs and their "Squirrel!" fixation.]

It'll never happen again.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

Good.

[Goes back to his very meticulous grooming, perhaps too meticulous.]

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

...

...

... how about mice? Or little tiny fluttery baby birds who fell outta the nest an' can't fly?

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[I'm going to pop you.]

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

... You'll note I didn't say the Y-word.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

And you will note I am not treating you as I was treating Suzaku a few minutes ago. A beneficial outcome for both parties.

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

You bite me, chief, an' a bath is in your immediate future.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Puffs up.]

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

[I'm very intimidated now that you look like a Koosh-ball.]

I think we'd both rather avoid that, right?

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[I AM A FIERCE KOOSH-BALL.]

I suppose.

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

[So noted.]

I thought you'd like this plan.