IC: Shortly after the Mistletoad debacle

[thekingsgambit]

[The silence between the cornfield and Boys 4 has just been interrupted by a loud, pathetic puppy cry. Those interested in going after the poor creature might discover the tiny black kitten that is presently clenching said puppy's paw in its mouth and puffed up to twice its normal size.]

-- I told you to put me down!




((This is actually open to whoever wishes to jump it and save the poor puppy. ;;))

Comments

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Fur quickly settles back down and he pulls his tiny tail over to smooth it as well, keeping his eyes away from Rico.]

... Old habits.

Apology accepted.

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

[... is not gonna point out you said that remarkably like Darth Vader did after killing his Captain Henchman in Empire, because that would be awkward.

Instead, how is petting for a peace offering?]

Hindsight bein' 20/20, I'm pretty sure I deserved it.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Petting is cheating, as it cannot be resisted! Sob so much purring.]

Prrrrrt... she has a way with animals... like her sister...

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

[A winner is me.]

So it's a family trait?

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Curse you. Leaning more into petting.]

... a limited one.

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

[Such a whiner...]

It's one of the nicer options for things that run in families.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Shut up. I am almost happy while there is petting. Well, aside form the occasional tail lash.]

Ah, especially this one.

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

[Noncommittal, while still petting--]

You'll have t'tell me about that some time.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

Perhaps.

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

... I won't hold my breath.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Kitty chuckles, which probably sounds more like squeaking. Which means he will stop after a few seconds because ugh embarrassing.]

Such an impossible form.

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

... nobody holds it against you, Lelouch.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Except for maybe me. Wait, why the hell is that maybe there?]

Of course not. Besides, it will only last a week.

[I hope.]

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

Just sayin'. I do know a thing or two about bein' too hard on yourself.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Tail flicks again.]

... Do you?

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

I do now. For one, it's bad for you.

...

... see? Certified expert.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

I usually require examples, but I will make an exception this time.

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

I can also provide character references from a god, a Laura, an' a talkin' raccoon, if that helps.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

A talking raccoon?

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

It's a long story.

((Whoa, suddenly my notifs are hella late. Sorry about that!))

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

Some might also question the reliability of such a reference.

[Flicks tail in a more amused manner.]

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

Says the talking cat.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

[Hisses quietly but without the force of last time.]

[2nd-slinger.livejournal.com]

[More petting, Whiney.]

People who live in glass litterboxes shouldn't throw stones, 's all I'm sayin'.

[thekingsgambit.livejournal.com]

That is your worst amalgamation yet.

[... yay pettings!]

Prrrrrt.